Dog Poop Bags: A Highly Scientific Personality Breakdown
An unscientific but painfully accurate personality guide.
Let’s face it, everyone’s got their own approach to the dog poop situation. Some of us are ultra-prepared. Some of us are walking disasters just praying our dog doesn’t make it a double. And some? Some are out here winging it with one sad bag and vibes alone. We’re not here to judge (okay, maybe a little), but we are here to decode what your poop bag strategy says about you as a person. Let’s dig in.
1. The Over-Preparer
You’re carrying no fewer than six bags at any given moment. Your coat pockets, treat pouch, and car all have backup rolls just in case. Your dog could poop four times in five minutes and you’d barely flinch.
Personality Traits: Organized, anxious, probably has a color-coded calendar. Might own a label maker.
Poop Bag Behavior: Favors lavender-scented bags, stored in a pristine holder shaped like a bone.
2. The One-and-Done Optimist
You bring exactly one bag. Always. You believe in your dog. You trust the process. You live on the edge. And sometimes? You regret everything.
Personality Traits: Chill, spontaneous, possibly in denial.
Poop Bag Behavior: Will 100% be found muttering “please don’t go again” halfway through the walk.
3. The Pocket Stuffer
Loose bags. Crumpled. Possibly ripped. Chaos. Floating around in your coat like confetti. You don’t remember putting them there. You just know they’ll show up eventually, usually when you’re reaching for your phone.
Personality Traits: Scrappy, resourceful, chaos in human form.
Poop Bag Behavior: Constantly pulling out used tissues and wondering, “Is this clean?”
4. The ‘I Forgot Again’ Scrambler
You leave the house with nothing but hope. Every time. You’re the reason dog parks have that weird box of community bags. You're not proud. But you are resourceful.
Personality Traits: Forgetful, adaptable, possibly still looking for your car keys.
Poop Bag Behavior: Has borrowed from strangers and probably used a Starbucks napkin once.
5. The Double Bagger
Whether it’s fear, paranoia, or trauma from a previous leak, you double up every time. Some say it’s overkill. You say it’s common sense.
Personality Traits: Cautious, mildly distrustful, probably the designated “planner” in every friend group.
Poop Bag Behavior: Acts like they’re handling toxic waste. Honestly, kind of fair.
6. The Sustainability Saint
You’ve tried compostable bags. You’ve researched local pet waste programs. You dream of a better world—one where picking up poop doesn’t come with 500 years of plastic waste.
Personality Traits: Idealist, detail-oriented, down to spend extra time finding the right bag.
Poop Bag Behavior: Tells you which bags are greenwashed and why.
Where does Pööt fit into all this?
Well, whether you’re a prepper, a forgetter, or a sustainability saint—we made Pööt to make dog poop pickup just a little bit less annoying (and a whole lot less wasteful). No judgment here. Just a better way to carry the crap.
